*beep* Ky-bot!

Today at work someone decided I was automated.
No joke. It was a customer, who had just gotten back from the airport, where, apparently, everything is automated, and when they heard my friendly voice, they assumed I was too. When he got to the window, he apologized for being a jackass (his words, not mine). He'd thought I was a recording for taking people's orders, and had behaved stupidly under the assumption I was such and he wouldn't be dealing with me at the next window.
People...*shakes head*